During May you can buy Kim Cayer's glorious, madcap romp of a novel for .99 on kindle.
That's a fabulous bargain!
This is a story about Alice Kumplunkem. She's overweight, has a bad haircut, and a plus-sized chest. Still, she wants to be a movie star. Eventually she's willing to just settle for one spoken
line in a movie. In her quest, and through her determination, things only go from bad to worse. Her agent sends her to New York, for a bit part on a soap opera. Though Alice blows it badly, a
meltdown in the ladies loo leads to work as a head writer on a rival television soap...and then her troubles really begin...
The photo shows Kim's daughter holding a copy of the book.
While Alice is clearly a work of fiction, Kim's colourful life has given her a lot of raw material to work with.
"Funny thing happened at work the other day. I was KooKoo the clown, about to enter my gig. A little 3-year old was a bit leery of me. I said, "Come on in. I'll make you a balloon animal." His face scrunched up like he was going to cry, and he said, "I don't want to be a balloon animal!"
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